The opposite of (most) every new years post

I can see my ribs. I just saw myself naked for the first time in a while and i look skeletal. Combined with the fact that my girlfriend is constantly bitching at me for bruising her with my boniness i seriously need to put on some weight. I need to eat an entire package of bacon, that shit is unsettling. I look wicked creepy.

4 months ago
  1. oldmanyellsatcloud reblogged this from nekoama and added:
    QUICKLY, WE MUST ALL DON HISTORICALLY INACCURATE HORNED HELMS AND EAT ALL THE THINGS THAT HAD FACES
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